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2 female teachers were suspended for having a threesome with a 16-year-old male pupil. Police never pressed charges because the teenager did not complain of any crime.

The incident involving teachers from Albany School [Hornchurch, Essex] took place a day before the boy's GCSE exams started. Staff and students had been to the Harrow pub to celebrate the end of lessons before going back to a member of staff's house. It was there the teachers and the boy allegedly had sex.

A spokesman for Havering Borough Council said: "Once the London borough of Havering became aware of matters concerning members of staff at one of our schools being involved in inappropriate behaviour outside school hours it acted swiftly to initiate an investigation into those rumours."

If you're thinking what I thought at first, what a lucky bastard, let me assure you the bastard aint lucky at all.