Joke of the Day

A fairy told a married couple: “For being such an exemplary married couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish.”

“I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband”, said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic wand and - abracadabra! - two tickets appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So… I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish.

The Fairy made a circle with her magic wand and - abracadabra!

Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.

Moral: Men might be bastards.

But fairies are… female.