Gary Glitter meets George Best...

...at the gates of heaven, where St. Peter says he only has room for one. 'Well that would have to be me, then' says Bestie, 'I was Euro player of the year at 17 and have shagged a couple of Miss Worlds!'

'Well' says Glitter, 'I penned Rock 'n' Roll part II, which is still played around the world today, and I too have shagged a couple of beauty queens!'

'I remember the song' says St. Peter, 'but enlighten me on the other bit - who were the girls?'

'Miss Cambodia 2012 and Miss Vietnam 2015!