Ebay Funny

Now it's kind of funny to imagine a 1998 Purple Kia Sportage peeling out. I walk over to my couch to straighten the cushions and there are sweat stains from this guy's hairy ass all over them. I felt sick. So I go upstairs and she immeadiately goes "I can explain everything..." and I cut her off and was like..."No....you deserve to be with Purple Kia Man named Barry who still works as a waiter at a stupid Chain restaurant in his late 20's." I told her pack up her crap and get out and that she had 3 hours. SO I leave, go to her parents house and have Turkey Day with them. I told the parents that their lovely little Kia Fetish daughter was ill. They had no clue.

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