Country Music

Actual Country Song Titles:

If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You.
If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It.
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing
I Wish I Were A Lesbian
I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.
I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up
You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'
Many More