Its A Drog's Life

Says Didier Drogba:

"It's not a joke. I want to move on and avoid all the pressure and scandals here.

"Those things hurt my feelings. I want a place I can play freely without any drawbacks.

"You should know what a player goes through with so much pressure."

Fair enough, Didier, fair enough. So which scandal-free and low-pressure league will you be heading for?

"I admire AC Milan."

A cheat wants to move to Italy. Excuse us while we faint from the shock.