The new chav princess?

F*ucking hope not! A couple of weeks ago, nobody had heard her name. Now it looks like she'll be a millionairess before the World Cup kicks off in Germany next month!

Meet Melanie Slade, the latest 'footballers wife'. Or girlfriend. Atleast she's a bit on the educated side and seems intelligent, so we won't have to go through that fat minger Colleen and her 'shopping' exploits again!