Sunday, January 28, 2007

Names for your Neviller



Common names for the male genitalia.

* bait and tackle
* boner (Refers to erection)
* choad (penis with greater girth than length)
* chubby (Refers to erection)
* cock
* crotch pickle
* cunt buster
* dong
* dick
* ding-a-ling
* ding-dong
* dingy (childish)
* dinkle
* dong
* dork
* endowment
* fascinum
* flander doodle
* f**k stick
* fun gun
* the fury
* gherkin
* hammer
* hampton (Cockney rhyming slang, "W:Hampton Wick"="prick")
* Heat seeking moisture missile
* hose (fire, etc)
* knob
* love gun (popularised by the band Kiss)
* love pump
* john thomas (popularised by Lady Chatterley's Lover)
* johnson
* jose
* joystick
* junk
* kojak
* lad (Ireland)
* length
* light saber
* lt. columbo
* love muscle ("Russell the")
* main vein
* manfat catapult
* manhood
* meat puppet
* member
* Mr. Happy (As sung by 'Weird Al' Yankovic)
* Mr. Jim and the Twins
* Mr. Winky (Dr. Winky or just Winky in less formal settings)
* one-eyed trouser snake
* organ
* package
* pecker
* peener
* pee-pee (childish)
* pee-wee (childish)
* percy
* peter
* pickle
* pink oboe
* piny tenis "code" for tiny penis
* pocket rocket
* pole (pink, purple, sex, etc)
* pork sword
* prick
* pud
* purple headed warrior
* purple-headed womb broom
* purple-headed yogurt slinger
* purple-headed liver digger
* ram rod (Roger)
* red headed stranger
* rumple foreskin
* sausage
* shaft
* sh*t pole
* shlong
* spirit stick
* staff (chief of)
* stiffy (Refers to erection)
* skin flute
* tallywhacker
* thing
* todger (Australia, UK also tadger)
* tonker (From Terry Pratchett's "Lords and Ladies")
* tool
* trouser snake
* tube steak
* twig and berries
* unit
* wang / wanger
* wank baton
* wee-wee (childish)
* wiener (childish)
* wife's best friend
* willie
* winkle
* Woody (Refers to erection)
* Stuart (Refers to ROD! stewart)
* The Constable (or Sleeping Policeman, when... sleeping)
* yogurt chucker

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Also have a look at:
Other names for Boobs
Terms for 'Having a poo'

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