Top 20 Manliest Movies of All Time

With the highest onscreen body count of any film ever made upon release, this curt, 86 minute blood fest has the ultimate plot: revenge. The McGuffin is the Governator’s daughter, with nary a sign of a mother figure. Gasp as Arnie punches his way across the world! Grit your teeth as he jumps out of planes without a parachute into crocodile infested waters with nary a scratch! High five as he puns his away across a series of ever gorier death scenes! And finally, camp it up as John Matrix faces off against Vernon Wells’ Bennett, the campest bad guy in cinema history. It’s none-too-subtle face-off – raging hetero versus raging homo, but breeder was always going to beat bummer. A bad episode of 80’s action TV writ large it may be, but it’s got balls the size of goddamn Sherman tanks.

Manliest moment: Matrix impales Bennett on a large pipe – heterosexuals for the win!

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