Stupid Questionnaire

1. If your hot favorite Hollywood celebrity threw up on you, how would you react?
Slap her silly

2. What is the color of the clock (not watch) that is nearest to you?
Black

3. Who is your action comic hero?
None. My only hero was Hugh Hefner when I was growing up.

4. Do you have any weird unconscious habits?
Yeah.

5. Would you let your partner watch his/her favorite TV show if yours is also on on a different channel?
Probably yes, but not always. Although if it was Liverpool playing, then no.

6. Two opposite words which describe you are:
Intelligent and gullible

7. "I have been misunderestimated." George W. Bush's claim in one of his speeches. What do you think?
No George, you have been a cunt.

8. You wake up one morning and find a million dollars under your bed. What would you do with the money?
Open a Lapdancing bar.

9. What is the scariest headline in today's newspaper?
Milan Baros might not play against Chelski tomorrow

10. If you could design a flag for a country, what would it look like?
Probably black with pinstripes, a metallic circular logo in the middle with a naked chick on it.

11. You cried while watching this movie:-
Ten things I hate about you - When she's reading the poem at the end. Didn't cry but felt like it.

12. You cried while reading this book:-
Erm.. No I didn't.

13. What's on T.V?
Ali G Interviewing Jenna Jameson at a Porn Festival

14. Life is ...
Beautiful

15. Did you enjoy filling this questionnaire.
Takin the piss, are we?

From Paranoid Diabolic