Sunday, August 21, 2005

Finding it hard to be Politically Correct? Not Anymore!

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
3. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
4. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
5. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
6. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
7. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
8. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

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