Thursday, August 18, 2005

What a man would do if he had a vagina for the day



10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

6 Comments:

Blogger Jugular Bean said...

What about trying out Lesbian sex???

09:59  
Blogger Dirty Dan said...

i would :)

10:08  
Blogger TestSubjectXP said...

Bleed

00:12  
Blogger BaptizedLucifer said...

LOL @ Bleed. :D

02:33  
Blogger BaptizedLucifer said...

lesbian sex gets over rules coz ud still look like a guy :P unless u could convince some lezzer that u were a manly looking lezzer. ha.

02:34  
Blogger BBCD said...

lol

13:24  

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