Finger > Arse

Apparently, some blokes enjoy having their woman's finger up their bum while getting a shiner.

Personally, I think enjoying anything going up your arse for a guy, is well GAY.

Anyways, some guy started a thread about this and a forummer called 'Bristols' who's totally against this practice, is now in a sticky situation - once the thread reaches 10 pages, bristols will have to take one up his arse.

Funniest thing since Coconut Man, check it out here

The tenth page will come,
And Bristol's bum,
Will contain a thumb.

but who's thumb
will be up his bum?
he wont be glad
if its a lad
"It'll make me gay"
I hear him say.
It better be a girl
so he'll give it a whirl