Things I've never seen
A pregnant Chinese woman.
A Brit working in Pret A Manger.
A good looking female Accountant.
My own arsehole.
England play exciting football at a major tournament
A baby called Alan
A swan breaking someone's arm.
Arsene wenger admit he saw it.
A unicorn killing a dog.
An old man eating a Twix
Elle Macpherson balancing on my balls
A Man U fan from Manchester.
A straight hair stylist.
A Brit working in Pret A Manger.
A good looking female Accountant.
My own arsehole.
England play exciting football at a major tournament
A baby called Alan
A swan breaking someone's arm.
Arsene wenger admit he saw it.
A unicorn killing a dog.
An old man eating a Twix
Elle Macpherson balancing on my balls
A Man U fan from Manchester.
A straight hair stylist.
posted by Dirty Dan at 5:33 PM
3 Comments:
Only one of those that I have seen is the pregnant Chinese woman. Funnily enough it was the same day as this post!
LOL.. Elle Macpherson is so old. Though u can't see your arsehole with your naked eyes, u can see it through a mirror =D
sean/convict... its weird innit, could be cuz of the law they have of one kid per family... dunno if it applies to chinese expats in other countries.
living... not too sure i really wanna, although i get what you're saying.. isn't it at a funny angle? you'd have to put the mirror down between your legs which means a) your arse will block the light source onto the mirror, b) its dark between the cheeks anyway as light can't get there, hence the saying 'where the sun don't shine'.
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