The Camera Never Lies!

Roy Keane on November 10: "Players are conning each other, there's a lot of sneaky stuff going on and I'm glad I'm not playing. There were lads I played with who went down like they'd been shot, and it drove me crazy. I'd pull my hair out. It's cheating and if I'd done that my family would disown me."

Video: Roy Keane being sent off for diving

We assume he's since been disowned, then.

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