You're Not Fooling Anyone, Wayne

Says Honest Wayne Rooney:

"I'd never dive. I'd like to think of myself as an honest player.

"That's the way I play. I don't like diving, football doesn't need it."

Which would probably come as a surprise to Arsenal fans, if they weren't busy celebrating the now three-season unbeaten run that didn't come to an end as a result of an acoustic foul on Mr Honesty in October 2004.

We're just waiting to see what Jamie Carragher has to say about it.

Watch Mr Honest's eyes.