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Joke of the Day

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.

On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.

He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.

He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... then he remembered his wife.

Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you?"

"I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!"

"For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor sniggered and said, "Just messing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"

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Names for your Neviller

Common names for the male genitalia.

* bait and tackle
* boner (Refers to erection)
* choad (penis with greater girth than length)
* chubby (Refers to erection)
* cock
* crotch pickle
* cunt buster
* dong
* dick
* ding-a-ling
* ding-dong
* dingy (childish)
* dinkle
* dong
* dork
* endowment
* fascinum
* flander doodle
* f**k stick
* fun gun
* the fury
* gherkin
* hammer
* hampton (Cockney rhyming slang, "W:Hampton Wick"="prick")
* Heat seeking moisture missile
* hose (fire, etc)
* knob
* love gun (popularised by the band Kiss)
* love pump
* john thomas (popularised by Lady Chatterley's Lover)
* johnson
* jose
* joystick
* junk
* kojak
* lad (Ireland)
* length
* light saber
* lt. columbo
* love muscle ("Russell the")
* main vein
* manfat catapult
* manhood
* meat puppet
* member
* Mr. Happy (As sung by 'Weird Al' Yankovic)
* Mr. Jim and the Twins
* Mr. Winky (Dr. Winky or just Winky in less formal settings)
* one-eyed trouser snake
* organ
* package
* pecker
* peener
* pee-pee (childish)
* pee-wee (childish)
* percy
* peter
* pickle
* pink oboe
* piny tenis "code" for tiny penis
* pocket rocket
* pole (pink, purple, sex, etc)
* pork sword
* prick
* pud
* purple headed warrior
* purple-headed womb broom
* purple-headed yogurt slinger
* purple-headed liver digger
* ram rod (Roger)
* red headed stranger
* rumple foreskin
* sausage
* shaft
* sh*t pole
* shlong
* spirit stick
* staff (chief of)
* stiffy (Refers to erection)
* skin flute
* tallywhacker
* thing
* todger (Australia, UK also tadger)
* tonker (From Terry Pratchett's "Lords and Ladies")
* tool
* trouser snake
* tube steak
* twig and berries
* unit
* wang / wanger
* wank baton
* wee-wee (childish)
* wiener (childish)
* wife's best friend
* willie
* winkle
* Woody (Refers to erection)
* Stuart (Refers to ROD! stewart)
* The Constable (or Sleeping Policeman, when... sleeping)
* yogurt chucker

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Also have a look at:
Other names for Boobs
Terms for 'Having a poo'