Scent of a Woman

Vulva Original - The Sensual Accelerator

Babe of the Day - Natalie Portman

Anyone seen CLOSER? Okay I know I've only got a handful of braincells left but I couldn't understand why Jane Jones was being Alice?

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Catwalk politicians

Politicians take their image seriously

Funny T-Shirt Slogans

1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
2) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6) Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.
7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9) Earth.... is the insane asylum for the universe.
10) I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
11) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
13) God must love stupid people; He made so many of them.
14) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15) It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.

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Tottenham 0-0 Liverpool

Haven't seen the game as its not on TV here, so can't comment. Here's the BBC Match Report

Lets all Congratulate Cherry Pie (belated)

On her Wedding! You can leave your comments on her blog

Accents & Dialects

This is an impressive collection of recorded samples of how people from all around the world speak English in their own dialects.

Your Missus is a Nutter...

The lads at Coolios are doing a fantastic job - definately one of my favourite sites and one that I think you guys should check out if you haven't already. Have a look at Your Missus is a Nutter or if its babes you're lookin for, Coolio's Babes

Geeky Stuff: Top 8 reasons HCI is in its Stone Age

On the Juicability blog

George Bush Hates Midgets!

You heard it here first

BREAKING NEWS: Eriksson - FIRED

Here's his P45



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Bush Answers Critics

with a rather special visit to New Orleans

Babe of the Day - Ali Landry

The Ali Landry Photo Gallery

Wedding Sillies

A collection of great names brought together by marriage.

From The Goose

Staying on to Cricket - SLEDGING

James Ormond had just come out to bat on an ashes tour and was greeted by Mark Waugh.......

MW : "Fuck me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here, there's no way you're good enough to play for England"

JO : "Maybe not, but at least i'm the best player in my family"
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McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: "So what does Brian Lara's d*ck tastelike?"
Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife."
McGrath (losing it): "If you ever fucking mention my wife again, I'll fucking rip your fucking throat out."
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Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo Brandes): "Hey Eddo, why are you so F**ing Fat?"
Eddo Brandes: "Because everytime I fuck your mum, she throws me a biscuit"

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Link of the Day: WallpaperStock

This site has some beautiful wallpapers, cars, celebs, everything. High res.

Found on Look at this

Game of the Day: Orgasm Girl

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to give her an orgasm while making sure you don't wake her up.

Video of the Day

Isn't this the bestest and the most usefullest trick ever?

From [NETLITTER]

Bush, ya cunt.

'if this is how badly Bush runs its own country, he can fuck off telling anyone else how to run theirs.'

Checkout this brilliant post from Run over by the Truth

Guess the Caption!?

Wenger: Then I gently caress Thierry's balls.
Sven: Yes, yes. David likes that too.

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COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!!!

No, I aint talking about the footie which was crap last night and Sven needs to go as the performance graphs are going down bigtime since the 2-1 defeat in Japorea QF.

In Cricket however, this.is.anfield hopes for an end to 16 years of hurt and a long-overdue victory for England over Australia with the fifth and final Test at The Oval in London.

Babe of the Day - Scarlet Johanson

The stunning Scarlet Johanson, from Babes of The Goose

Women are smarter love-cheats

A new survey has found that women are more adept at keeping their extra marital affairs a secret than men.

Women have always been more secretive than men about affairs, according to Julia Cole, one of Britain's leading relationship therapists.

Women regard infidelity as an emotional betrayal and therefore more potentially damaging to their principal relationship than men, who are more likely to consider affairs "just sex". Women, therefore, go to greater lengths to keep their affairs secret.

She was unclear, however, why this appeared not to apply to men. The survey of 2,014 adults found that for the nation as a whole, 16 per cent of women and 21 per cent of men have been unfaithful at some time. Most, though, acknowledge that infidelity is always destructive to a relationship.

Boredom with their partner is the most common reason given for cheating. This suggests that many Britons have difficulty adjusting to a long-term partnership once the spark has gone out of their relationship, said Ms Cole, author of After the Affair.

"People often mistakenly believe that affairs are all about sex. But more often than not people have affairs because they want to feel that they are special to somebody and to themselves, and their partner has stopped seeing them as special," she said.

The Populus survey is based on a random sample of 1,052 women and 962 men aged 18 and over across Britain, who each completed a confidential questionnaire in the presence of a researcher. The results were weighted to be representative of all adults and to the marital profile of the country.

KUNTS

Kuwait Union for New Teachers

Now incorporating the Saudi Arabian Department (S.A.D.K.U.N.T.S)
and the Dubai Association For Teaching (D.A.F.T.K.U.N.T.S)

Quotes from The Weakest Link

Funny Answers from The Weakest Link

- Which animals build dams and lodges? .............. Sheep.
- Which calendar month was named after the first Roman Emperor, Augustus Caesar? .................. June.
- What was the last state to join the USA? ................... Canada.
- Sri Lanka is situated to the south-east of which Asian country? .................... South Africa.
- What is the capital of Iraq? ................ Iran.
- Which musician famous for playing the piano honky-tonk style died in the year 2000? ............. Elton John.
- The 19th century novel by the Russian author Dostoevsky is called 'Crime And..' what? .............. Prejudice.
- What 'Z' is used to describe a human who has returned from the dead? ................. Unicorn.
- Elizabeth Jagger is the daughter of Mick Jagger and who? ................ Jade Jagger.
- What is the highest double-figured number? .................. Twenty-five.
- What 'M' is a popular song commonly known as 'The Tart With A Cart'? .............. Mary Poppins.
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PutDowns from The Weakest Link

- Few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.
- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
- One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.
- Not the brightest bulb on the Xmas tree
- A donut short of being a cop
- A few feathers short of a whole duck.
- From the British Army? Are you sure you're not from the Salvation Army?
- Which village is missing its idiot?.
- A Titanic intellect ... In a world full of icebergs
- A few clowns short of a circus
- A few beads short in her rosary
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Joke of the Day

Two blokes are chatting at work.

One says,"i went to the cinema the other day and made a complete twat of myself. The woman behind the counter was gorgeous and i was distracted by her tits,so instead of asking for popcorn i accidently asked for cock-porn!i was so embarassed."

the other bloke says, "yeah,something similar happened to me the other day. I was about to ask my wife to pass me the salt, but instead i shouted "you ruined my life you ugly bitch."

Stand up gags

My mum and dad are Scottish but they moved down to Wolverhampton when I was two, 'cause they wanted me to sound like a twat.
- Susan Murray at the Underbelly

You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you murmur to yourself: "Shit, I wasn't listening... Self-raising?"
- Addy Van-Der-Borgh at the Assembly Rooms

The world is a dangerous place; only yesterday I went into Boots and punched someone in the face.
- Jeremy Limb, at the Trap

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Bugatti EB16.4 Veyron

Ok, so it's just smashed the world speed record, but where the hell would you drive a Bugatti EB16.4 Veyron?

From CONVICTED

It's 40 kinks for the ladies

WOMEN in their naughty 40s have the best sex — romping all over the house and even OUTSIDE it.

Three quarters say sex is better than it was in their 20s and that they feel more adventurous.

Six out of ten FROLICKED in their front room, almost 30 per cent got STEAMY in the bathroom and 12 per cent GRAPPLED in the garden. READ

Not sure how many 40+ women visit our blog who could maybe shed some light on this?

Jealous Of Newcastle? Don't Be Daft

Liverpool fan and author Paul Tomkins wants fellow Reds fans to take a reality check when it comes to this summer's transfer business. He argues that having actual trophies is better than trophy players... [Read it here]

Babe of the Day - Gemma Atkinson

Checkout this brilliant Gallery from Babes of The Goose

This is really weird. Follow the rules.

Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to freak you out. There's no trick or surprise, but, trust me: just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them... really.

What is:

1+5 ?
2+4 ?
3+3 ?
4+2 ?
5+1 ?

Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds. Then click here...

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Another weird-ety...

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again.

Then click here.

Video Links of the Day

Well, there's 3 actually.

- This is hilarious, checkout how this guy FREAKS OUT
- Watch this granny get KO'd
- I can't wait for the new "Anna Kournikova" female tennis Shoes to take off

Kermit - the Pothead

Checkout Kermit the frog skin up, found on Look at this

A 'Weather Nerd' in Indiana Sent a Warning to the Mayor

One of the earliest and perhaps clearest alarms about Hurricane Katrina's potential threat to New Orleans was sounded not by the Weather Channel or a government agency but by a self-described weather nerd sitting on a couch in Indiana with a laptop computer and a remote control

"At the risk of being alarmist, we could be 3-4 days away from an unprecedented cataclysm that could kill as many as 100,000 people in New Orleans," Brendan Loy, who is 23 and has no formal meteorological training, wrote on Aug. 26 in his blog, irishtrojan.com.

"If I were in New Orleans, I would seriously consider getting the hell out of Dodge right now, just in case." [NYT]

Links of the Week

This week's MUST SEE blogs are:

and

Joke of the Day

The class gathered around the teacher for a game of "Guess the Animal." The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat.

"Okay boys and girls," she said brightly, "can anyone tell me what this is?"
"I know, I know, it's a cat!" yelled a little boy.
"Very good Johnny. Now, who knows what this animal is called?"
"That's a dog!" piped up the same little boy.
"Right again. And what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

Silence fell over the class.

After a minute or two, the teacher said, "I'll give you a hint, children...it's something your mother calls your father."

"I know, I know," screamed little Johnny. "It's an arsehole, miss!"

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Single Again

Right then. The engagement's off. Infact, all of its off.

Sometimes when you least expect, things take a turn for the worse and rather than sit and cry about it, you've got to make tough decisions and take it on the chin, and move on.

I've had to make a very tough decision yesterday, but I think it was for the best.

Aint got anything more to say really.