Saturday, May 21, 2005

Babe of the Day - Katherine Heigl

And here's the Catherine Heigl Photo Gallery

Famous Sex Quotes

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
* Tom Clancy

"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
* Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
* Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
* Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
* Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!)

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
* Dustin Hoffman

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams

Go on the gunners!

The FA Cup final between Arsenal and Manchester United at Cardiff's Millennium Stadium will be as much a trial of mental strength as physical and footballing ability.

And this is why, without being prepared to risk the mortgage on it, I would tip United to win if I was pressured into a prediction for Saturday's game.

The tactics will be very similar to those Manchester United employed in last season's 1-0 semi-final win against Arsenal at Villa Park and when they ended The Gunners' 49-match unbeaten run at Old Trafford earlier this term. It was physical, high-tempo football in which Manchester United got their foot in, hustled Arsenal, and never let them settle for a minute.
Read more from Alan Hansen

Live: Build-up to the game
Police warn over FA Cup protests
Team news and stats
Arsenal player profiles
Man Utd player profiles
Routes to the final
Alan Hansen's view
Mark Lawrenson's view
The 1979 match revisited
Bitter rivals cross swords again
Rooney's lesson from Gascoigne
In Cardiff for the last time?

This is REAL


From Gavin of London.

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Cardiff. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being Welsh?

Hunk of the Day - Orlando Bloom

For da HONEYZ in da house

and I've also worked out how to link stuff, so here's his Gallery

Feel free to leave your suggestions for the next hunk of the day in comments.

Another stupid questionnaire

Okay, so I've decided I'll bore you a little bit more with another silly list of even sillier questions about me, since I can't really think of anything interesting to write about the boring couple of days since I've become a blogger. My friends or family don't know about this blog and I intend to keep it that way :) after all, a girl's blog is very personal.

1. What is your occupation?
Currently, student.
2. What color is your underwear?
right now? white
3. What are you listening to right now?
Coldplay - Scientist
4. What was the last thing you ate?
Sausages, ommelette & orange juice
5. Do you wish on stars?
Yes but only falling stars
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
red for heat and black for mystery
7. How is the weather right now?
Sunny, bright, about 32 C
8. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
My niece Lin.
10. How old are you and when is your birthday?
22, Dec 1983
11. Favorite drink?
Apple Juice
12. Favorite sport to watch?
Not really into sports but if I was it'll be cricket. Sorry babe, i just don't get the offside rule ;)
13. Have you ever dyed you hair?
not until recently
14. Do you wear contacts?
15. Pets?
not into animals
16. Favorite month?
17. Favorite food?
18. What was the last movie you watched?
Kingdom of Heaven
19. Favorite days of the year?
Eid and Chaand Raat
20. What do you do to vent anger?
Go quiet and sulk. Not very good I know.
21. What was your favorite toy as a child?
a 3 ft. cuddly spiderman figure - still have it
22. Fall or Spring?
23. Hugs or kisses?
both, equally
24. Cherry or blueberry?
25. When was the last time you cried?
Oh just a couple of days ago actually while watching Waqt (bollywodd movie)
26. What is on the floor of your closet?
shoes and more shoes
27. Who is the friend you have known the longest?
Shaz - 4 years and that is the longest i've known any friend
28. What did you do last night?
study for my test (boring i know
29. What inspires you?
This will sound cheesy but the hope that very soon I'll be with the man of my dreams
30. What are you afraid of?
insects, animals (all sorts), blood, scary movies etc
31. Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers?
32. Favorite dog breed?
not into dogs
33. Number of keys on your key ring?
3. closet, car, room,
34. How many years at your current job?
second year at college
35. Favorite day of the week?
36. How many states have you lived in?
States as in US states? 2. States as in countries? 2.
37. How many cities have you lived in?
1. Karachi, 2. Charlotte NC, 3. NY
38. What will you be doing in five years?
I'll be married and working as a media executive for some kickass ad agency
39. Who are your favorite authors?
Susanna Kaysen, JK Rowling
40. Is there something else you really should be doing?
Posting something more interesting.

Friday, May 20, 2005

Russian Lake Dissappears Overnight

Residents of a village in central Russia are trying to solve the mystery of a lake that disappeared overnight. More...

Babe of the Day - Eva Green

BOTD Continues unnoticed by the missus

The Eva Green PhotoGallery

More Farts

another disgusting post. Men are.. well.. disgusting :)

The Vain Person - One who loves the smell of his own farts

The Amiable Person - One who loves the smell of other people's farts

The Proud Person - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

The Shy Person - One who releases silent farts and then blushes

The Imprudent Person - One who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

The Scientific Person - One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about pollution

The Unfortunate Person – One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead

The Nervous Person – One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Honest Person – One who admits he farted and offers a good medical reason

The Dishonest Person – One who farts and then blames the dog

The Foolish Person – One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours

The Thrifty Person – One who always has several food farts in reserve

The Anti-Social Person – One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy

The Strategic Person – One who conceals his farts with loud laughter

The Sadistic Person – One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his head

The Intellectual Person – One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food items consumed

The Athletic Person – One who farts at the slightest coercion

The Miserable Person – One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all

The Sensitive Person – One who farts and then starts crying

The Sneaky Person - One who quietly farts and then quickly walks away

Welcome to the Theatre of... Cadbury Dreams!

There's still no official word from Malcolm Glazer after his ManYoo takeover, but fortunately F365 has managed to intercept an open letter from the bearded wonder to the club's fans. Sorry, customers...

Howdy soccer fans,

My name is Malcolm Glazer, but you all can call me Mr G anyways up. I'm the new owner of the Manchester Red Devils Untied after being such a huge fan for about as long as most of you guys. As my good friend Victor Kiam once said, I liked the club so much I bought it.

I've loved those crazy Devils ever since the day I saw Eric Morecambe win the Ultimate Fighting championship in London town. I've been hooked ever since and if you cut me I'll be bleeding red blood.

My boys are the same - young Joel's been known to lift his shirt and kiss his button when those Red Devils net a score.

I haven't made it to the Trafford Centre (soon to be the Theatre of Cadbury's Dreams) yet but I'm told it's awesome and well worth $100 a seat of anybody's money. And I really do mean anybody's money.

My mission statement is that I will Supersize the Red Devils, to make them Presidents of the United States of Manchester and wage a war on terror against the evildoers in the south - Joe Mourinho and that goddamn Ruskie as well as Arthur Wenger and his cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

I pledge to take Untied into the English Premier League Championship World Series play-offs and I'll be trusting that fine Scotchman McFerguson to take us all the way there - even if we have to go into extra regulation time in the round of eight.

I've already made the acquaintance of one of your soccer half-backs Gaz Neville Jnr and he tells me he's the main man - the equivalent of the quarter-back in real football, only twice as important. I'm a businessman so I understand fractions.

Anyways, he's a fine fella and I'll definitely be keeping him in the draft - along with that fiery redhead cutie Paula Scholes. I like that man Royston Keane too - he's kinda offensive, but he can also play in defense.

Then there's that top dude Kleberson, who won the World Superbowl Challenge so must be a real goal-getter. And of course there's Timmy Howard - I know his daddy and he's brought up a fine boy. Even if he has got a foul mouth.

You'll be stoked to know that I'll be getting shot of the porky redneck and the horse - you can't put faces like those on t-shirts, mugs, bedspreads or the new Red Devils fold-away ironing board.

You might not think I know dandy about soccer but my good friend Alexi Lalas said to me..."nice beard, Mr G", and that's advice I'm bringing with me to Manchester, England.

I'll be thinking of you all on Sunday while the old Red Devils are rushing for yardage at the Mile End Stadium. Don't forget to pop in at the Manchester Untied Coca-Cola Mega Mega Megastore on your way to Welshtown.

Yours in sport and sports team management...

Mr G


It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

In U.S. Report, Brutal Details of 2 Afghan Inmates' Deaths

By TIM GOLDEN -Published: May 20, 2005 - New York Times

Even as the young Afghan man was dying before them, his American jailers continued to torment him.

The prisoner, a slight, 22-year-old taxi driver known only as Dilawar, was hauled from his cell at the detention center in Bagram, Afghanistan, at around 2 a.m. to answer questions about a rocket attack on an American base. When he arrived in the interrogation room, an interpreter who was present said, his legs were bouncing uncontrollably in the plastic chair and his hands were numb. He had been chained by the wrists to the top of his cell for much of the previous four days.

Mr. Dilawar asked for a drink of water, and one of the two interrogators, Specialist Joshua R. Claus, 21, picked up a large plastic bottle. But first he punched a hole in the bottom, the interpreter said, so as the prisoner fumbled weakly with the cap, the water poured out over his orange prison scrubs. The soldier then grabbed the bottle back and began squirting the water forcefully into Mr. Dilawar's face.

"Come on, drink!" the interpreter said Specialist Claus had shouted, as the prisoner gagged on the spray. "Drink!"

At the interrogators' behest, a guard tried to force the young man to his knees. But his legs, which had been pummeled by guards for several days, could no longer bend. An interrogator told Mr. Dilawar that he could see a doctor after they finished with him. When he was finally sent back to his cell, though, the guards were instructed only to chain the prisoner back to the ceiling.

"Leave him up," one of the guards quoted Specialist Claus as saying.

Several hours passed before an emergency room doctor finally saw Mr. Dilawar. By then he was dead, his body beginning to stiffen. It would be many months before Army investigators learned a final horrific detail: Most of the interrogators had believed Mr. Dilawar was an innocent man who simply drove his taxi past the American base at the wrong time.

Osama Bin Laden would be smiling in his lair. All of this has done greater damage to America's image in the world than Bin Laden would ever have asked for.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Babe of the Day - Shannon Elizabeth

That strip scene from American Pie ('God bless the internet') has been voted one of the top ten strip scenes EVER in an interweb poll, and quite rightly so.

Here's more of the
Lovely Shannon Elizabeth

The most interesting word in the English Language

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck." It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression "fuck YOU!"
6. Disgust "fuck me."
7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair "fucked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief "UNfuckINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions "fuck off."
22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "fuck D an Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
" Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real fucking gun." John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger"
"What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"fuck a duck." Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noa

Inconsistancies in the Bible

is this for real?

Red is da colour

Wearing red can give competitors in sporting contests the winning edge, British scientists have claimed.

A report in Nature by Durham University academics suggests donning red kit increases the probability of winning physical contests in a range of sports. The researchers claim the effect could be down to a deep-seated evolutionary response that works subconsciously to put opponents on the back foot.

As if we didn't already know that. tossers, the lot of them.

Liverpool to wear RED in Istanbul

Goodbye Vladimir, You'll Never Walk Alone

After six years at Anfield, Vladimir Smicer has been handed his P45. His contract won't be renewed at the end of the season.

"Liverpool is one of the biggest and best clubs in the world so I'm sorry to be leaving. I was sad I didn't get the chance to play for the final time at Anfield, but perhaps I will be back next season with a different club. I would like to stay here because, for me, the Premiership is the best league in the world."

"Now I'd just like to say goodbye to everyone at Liverpool and say how proud I am to have been at the club. A victory next week will be the best way to go."

Its sad to see someone go when their heart is still very much in the club. I wasn't too happy when Danny Murphy left last year. Michael Owen has never disguised where his heart really is. He always has something to say after every Liverpool game, as if he's still playing for us! Can you imagine how he feels right now though, after leaving the club in search of trophies and medals only to warm the bench (most of the time) at Real while his old mates are in the CL final.

Commitment has never been a problem with Smicer. Maybe he just wasn't good enough? Or maybe he is right, it was down to injuries.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

F365: Liverpool - Season Review

Player Of The Season: Jamie Carragher
Stevie G might get all the headlines - I mean, you can't really imagine Carra scoring that goal against Middlesbrough - but Carragher has been truly magnificent for Liverpool this season. He might look petrified every time he crosses the half-way line but he's a defender who knows how to defend, and that in itself can be an awe-inspiring sight. The Champions League semi-final performance against Chelsea was just about as good as defending gets.

Most Improved Player: Djimi Traore
You could be living like Coleen right about now if you'd put money on Djimi Traore to start a European final. Very much dismissed along with Igor Biscan in the 'not quite footballers' category, Traore has established himself as Liverpool's first-choice left-back. Now if only he'd do the Zidane-style dragback at the right end of the field...

Hope For The Future: Scott Carson
At only 19, he's got about 12 years until he reaches his peak as a goalkeeper. Which has got to be good news for Carson, and for Liverpool at the moment. Bought for £750,000 after just three games for Leeds, fast forward a few months and Carson is in the England squad, has played against Juventus in the Champions League quarter-finals and played a handful of Premiership games, with a clean sheet against Bolton top of his own personal chart.

The Letdown: Harry Kewell
Got away with being rubbish last season because he scored a few goals. This time around there's been no such saving grace - he's been injured for much of the season (sometimes inexplicably) and for the rest has looked sluggish and disinterested. Has been outshone by John-Arne Riise on the left, Luis Garcia through the middle and Igor Biscan everywhere on the park. And that's scary.

Manager's Report: Rafael Benitez
To take this Liverpool squad to the Champions League final is a phenomenal achievement. To do it at the expense of a decent Premiership campaign is a shame but probably inevitable. He's outfoxed the finest coaching minds in Europe this season - now he must learn to outfox simpler folk like Mick McCarthy and Sam Allardyce...

KO'd by Vibrating Knickers

Knickers (Brit.) --> Panties

The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever" More...

Oh my God

Badger you're so right - It wasn't a good idea was it. I'll try and persuade her to get her own blog cuz there are some things in life which are better left un-shared innit.

Anyway just to keep things a little normal - here's another
MAD .gif of the day.

meme time!!!

Since Sarah's done it and since I love her blog and since I'm not experienced enuff on the blogging scene to know whether its cool or not to copy others, Here's ME and things you might not really wanna know about me.

full name:
Yeah right!
Honey, Ho,
19th Dec, 82
how old do you look:
I look my age, not older, not younger. Dunno if thats a good thing or a bad thing
eye color:
light brown
hair color:
Natural Brunette
Wanna get somethin bitchy on my lower back
Belly button, ears, tongue

Lady - Modjo, Every Breath - Sting and The Police, Hai Hai - Panjabi Hit Squad
Pasta (All Types), Briyani, Sheek Kebabs
Ms Congenielity Van Helsing Shark Tale Hitch Cruel Intentions Coyote Ugly Ten things I hate about you
pink, gold, red, black
Jason Statham / Keira Knightley
sport/extreme sport:

movie watched:
Ring 2
show watched:
Just Shoot Me
song listened to:
Stolen - Jay Sean
song stuck in your head:
Signs - SnoopDogg / JT / Wilson
person talked to:
I didn't have my tests comin up
time you talked to your mom:
an hour ago
compact disk listened to:
Steve Brookstein - Heart & Soul
compact disk bought:
Cream / I Feel Free - Ultimate Cream

gay relationships:
FOR! (since I've been involved in girl on girl action once) oops! have i said too much!?
long distance relationships:
For (Been there, still there..)
online dating:
Whatever works for ya
explicit lyrics:
Don't mind them as long as they're not overdone and make sense
killing people:
AGAINST usually
using someone:
TOTALLY AGAINST - Since i know i wouldn't like to be used.

have a crush on someone:
yes. Bigtime
think about suicide:
hate yourself:
for being too demanding and clingy sometimes
wish you could live somewhere else:
Yes, south of Spain, Seville or Andalucia
stand out:
try not to. Never been good at handling attention.
write in cursive or print:
Hate snow!
Not my thing I'm afraid
want more tattoos:
More? I want one yes but not any more, no.

ever cried over a friend:
ever cried over a girl:
ever cried at a chick flick:
ever lied to someone:
ever broke a compact disk:

shampoo do you use:
L'oreal Professionnell Serie

toothpaste do you use:
shoes do you wear:
I love knee-high boots
do you want to be when you grow up:
I don't wanna grow up, I've grown enuff already :(
makes you happy:
makes you sad:

of times you had your heart broken:

of times you have been in love:
of times you had your name in the paper:
of things you wear on your wrists:
of belts you have:

made you cry:

saw you cry:
went to the movies with:
sent you an email:
yelled at you:
Dan :(

apples or bananas:
Bananas ofcourse
red or blue:
walmart or target:
halloween or christmas:
New Year's Eve
mouse or rat:
None, eww!
lord of the rings or harry potter:
care bears or tellytubbies:
black or white:

said you loved someone and meant it:
gone out in public in your pajamas:
been on stage:
been to japan:
No and don't really want to
been to hawaii:
wished you were older:
never. younger, yes.

believe in love at first sight:

want children:
maybe someday.
most important thing in a relationship:
Honesty, Understanding, How well you get along with each other, and in the bedroom
Best friends:
longest relationship:
Almost a year

i miss:

i wish:
I was taller
i am:
people describe me as:
i am tired of:
this questionnaire

HELLO peeps!

This is my first ever post so let me introduce myself to you all first - I'm Henna. And I've taken over this blog (well not completely, I'll only be posting once in a blue moon).
My posts will mostly be about girly stuff - as you would guess. I will try and keep them a li'l funny too. Hope you guys don't mind! I just thought it was getting a bit dull with just soccer and anti-women jokes :)
Anyways, for now though, I just wanna say a BIG HELLO to everyone who visits this blog.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Babe of the Day - Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue Gallery.
Shocking news of the day: Kylie Minogue Has Breast Cancer

Sick as Fcuk

Okay it aint funny no more. I've officially got a bad case of flu. I've finised my usual dose of a litre of orange juice and it still aint helping at all! I'll try a hot curry next, thats supposed to sort you out.
Spoke to my baby today - we might get engaged before the end of this year! And trust me, thats a big step! My mate Tabia wouldn't believe it as she used to say I'm not someone who could stay committed to ONE person for the rest of my life!
But here' s the thing. If she looks like Eva Mendes, loves you dearly, cares about you, acts like a whore in bed, and is the most honest person in the world then you'd be a stupid fuck to let her go.
And I aint a stupid fuck. So I'm holdin on :)


This just has to be the BEST goal ever scored in the history of the game! Val, Goose, Sarah, and any other football supporters - don't miss it. Actually, whether you're into footie or not, don't miss this! It's well worth the wait!

You'll love this. Guys specially

Wives / Girlfriends Beware!

Sony have
announced plans of launching the much awaited PS3 in spring 2006. And this is what the baby looks like:

I don't quite agree with the control pad though :(

Manchester United PLC

It seems safe to say a love of sport is not Malcolm Glazer's main motive for seizing control of Manchester United.

The US tycoon is rumoured to have once celebrated a touchdown for his Tampa Bay Buccaneers gridiron side with great gusto - until someone told him he was cheering on the opposition.

So it is unlikely Glazer initiated a £790m takeover just so he could sample the joy of soccer in the company of 68,000 fans who will certainly not be telling him to have a nice day.

Glazer secures 75% stake
Man Utd protesters fail to show
Premiership bosses back Fergie
Man Utd fans target FA Cup final
Initial protest in pictures
Comments from 606 users
Have your say on Man Utd bid
Q&A: Shareholders' rights
Why Glazer wants Man Utd
How will the club be affected?
What can the fans do?
Still the brand of champions?
Q&A: The Glazer bid
Malcolm Glazer profile
Photos of the key players

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Cisse's 2 good!

Was good to see Djibril Cisse firing all cylinders today and coming out with two confidence boosting goals,
just in time for the CL final. Baros must be feeling really low watching someone who's come off six months of injury break, scoring 2 when he himself is having serious problems getting it in the back of the net since he's recovered from his injury.

Here's more news from
Rafael Benitez praised the performance of two goal hero Djibril Cisse against Aston Villa and, while he wouldn't be drawn on whether the Frenchman will start in Istanbul, said he was happy with his sharpness.
Cisse makes it a happy ending
Cisse's back in business
Rafa rings the changes
Owen: Carra has been fantastic

As for me, i've been sciving. No seriously, I slept all day today after txting my boss saying i was really really ill. Don't you just love it when you do a sickie and you're not really sick - get a chance to sleep or watch TV and laze around all day. Weekends aren't the same coz you're supposed to get them off anyway, this is like stealing in a way. Stolen stuff tastes better than one that you've bought. Or is it just me?

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