Saturday, May 28, 2005

Oasis Pay Glowing Tribute to the Reds

There was an amazing atmosphere in the Coronet with fans cheering Liverpool and the band saluted the Reds achievement by scrapping their normal introduction song and instead came on to Liverpool's anthem 'You'll Never Walk Alone', bathed in red light.

Then for the first song of the set Oasis singer Liam Gallagher saluted Liverpool and dedicated 'Stop Crying Your Heart Out' to the AC Milan fans!

Cheeky little Bugger!

A Liverpool fan gatecrashed the Champions League winners' photo shoot after borrowing an official tracksuit. Nineteen-year-old Lee Dames spotted the outfit by the dugout and put it on while everyone else was distracted by the medal ceremony in Istanbul.

He then lined up alongside his heroes, who played along with the prank.

Dames, a semi-professional player with Unibond League outfit Burscough, said: "The players were nudging each other about me and thought it was funny."

He told the Liverpool Echo: "I just had to be with the team. I grabbed a tracksuit from the dugout. It was unbelievably brilliant. It was tremendous enough to win the cup, but to get involved like that was the icing on the cake."

Dames featured in several newspapers and has instructed his family to keep hold of them so he can see himself when he gets back from Turkey next week. Dames' father, Paul, was watching the match in a Liverpool bar when he suddenly saw a familiar face.

"I spotted him and thought: 'That's not my son, is it?' I was flabbergasted," he said.

"I couldn't believe me eyes - he is a cheeky little bugger!"

Stevie G Salutes Reds Fans

Captain fantastic Steven Gerrard saluted the Liverpool fans who saluted their heroes on the tour of the city and said it was the greatest two nights of his life. Gerrard said the Liverpool fans are the best and was simply in awe at the reception the team got from the supporters on the streets of Liverpool.

Gerrard said: "It was unbelievable. None of the players imagined there would be so many people there, waiting to cheer us on. "

Hunk of the Day: Jason Statham

He has an amazingly sexy voice voice and accent. Here's a huge gallery with all the pics and you'll ever need from photoshoots, premieres and movies.

Mercedes Thong Class

Another male obsession, or atleast what I've experienced, is the 'Thong'. Songs have been written on it and apparently guys love them more than we do!

Some go as far as wearing them. Victoria Beckham admitted her gorgeous husband likes to wear hers.

I actually came across an article written entirely on this subject.


Why Men Love Thongs

Well, not only do we love thongs, but the fashion designers responsible for the belly button revolution and low-cut hip huggers really do deserve a nobel prize. Men across the globe salute you. But back to thongs, not to be confused with V-strings folks, which many men think are thongs. OK, so this may be a nobrainier, but we love thongs because they are sexy, much sexier than the traditional briefs that usually remind us our grandmas parading thru the kitchen in granny-panties when we were kids. The last thing we need to think of when we're in the mood and leering at you in your panties is our grandma.

Life before the thong was like life before the telephone. Thongs have reshaped the way men think: now we actually don't mind going shopping with you, especially if we get to go to Victoria's Secret. It's even become a bargaining chip in many of your boutiquing repertoires. However, if you merely take us to JC Penny's, with the stale fluorescent lights and disgruntled mothers battling each other over a scarf, we may have a tendency to wander toward the electronics section.

Unlike the thong, the revealing V-string which reveals about as much ass you could without going nude is for some women just a bit too slutty. Women have been known to gawk at girls whose v-string rides visibly above their jeans. Yet for men, I must confess, this is for a large majority acceptable, even encouraged. Now, why the V-string is highly effective in the bedroom, an aptly seductive tool for women to get what they want, caution must be exercised when combing the low-cut jean with the V-string, as this can cause (in most men) cases of extreme dehydration, blurry vision, heart palpitations, dizziness or lightheadedness, and most importantly, premature ejaculation.

Men are all-to-often misjudged as primarily concerned with getting your clothes off, which is not a far stretch form the truth, but this can be partially be attributed to our need to get those granny-panties off of you as fast as possible so we can get the nauseating and disturbing images out of our heads. But now, our imaginations have free reign, we're no longer worried about peeling off your panties as fast as our forefathers had been. We enjoy the the way they accentuate your sacrum's, the way they flaunt your femininity, the way they tantalize and tease our temptations. We appreciate the scintillating sensuality they suggest, the alluring sophistication that seduces our senses and the provocative proportions that they promise your physique.

However, there's a new kid on the block and it is the hotpant, (or boxie or boyshort), a cheeky throwback to the 50's but with a fresh, playful feel and coy mien. It's less revealing than either the thong or the V-string, yet boldly flirtatious and as much fun as sipping a Mai Tai on the beach while the illustrious sounds of Brazilian samba music entice you to dance in the sun.

Basically, we like it a little bit naughty and a little bit nice. While it may have been obvious, perhaps you now have a better understanding of what men see in your choice of undergarments (or lack thereof).

Yet Another Questionnaire

This time we'll do what Sarah did a while back, and nominate 3 bloggers to post it on their blogs as well. It's for the ladies only.

1. What do you never leave without on a holiday?
Books, ipod, panadol tablets.

2. Morning- or evening person?
Evening. I like sleeping till late, I need my beauty sleep lol.

3. Left or right handed?

4. Sensible cotton or Thongs?
Thongs when I'm with my man, Sensibles otherwise.

5. Skirts or trousers?
Trousers. Don't wanna cause riots by wearing short skirts in khi.

6. Cotton or linnen?

7. What attracts you in a person at first sight?
His confidence, the way he carries himself. Ofcourse it helps if he's easy to look at.

8. Do you tell your boyfriend little lies? Example!
I don't. Except maybe when I've had a fight with him and I tell him that I hate him and didn't miss him.

9. Dreamcar?
Audi TT

10. Neat stacks of clothes or a mess in the closet?
Neat. Always neat. I'm obsessive with neatness so much so that i've been named 'monica' by my sis.

Okay then......... the bloggers I'm nominating for this are the three Sarahs:


I'll be working on a few changes in the template plus a new blog to celebrate our european successes with articles and a huge photogallery.
So for the next few hours, there won't be too many updates. If you want your blogs / sites to be linked, please leave the details in comments and I'll review.

For Bollywood Fans: Riya Sen & Ashmit Video

First there was the Shahid and Karina Video, and now its Riya Sen's soft-porn sorta clip doing the rounds on the net. She's 'alright' looking, and she doesn't shave which is not nice. She's got fugly nipples too. NSFW

You can
Download (750kb) it here. But you will need the Nokia Multimedia Player (7mb).

Here's the

Why not give the gunners' place to Liverpool?

...and how to solve the problem of allowing Liverpool and Everton into next year's competition and at the same time ensure that we have four competitive English clubs in the Champions League?

Easy....kick the Arse out! It's not like they ever do anything with their place anyway. We could appease them by giving Wenger a special one-hour moaning and sour grapes session on prime time so he can b!tch about how he's got a better team than Chelsea and Liverpool combined.

Problem solved.

More letters from
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Joke of the Day

A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied

Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."

Thanks to Gerry at the other
This is Anfield blog.

Friday, May 27, 2005

Joke of the day

A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep.

His wife is reading in bed. The man says,
"This is the pig that I fuck when you've
got a headache".

His wife retorts, "I think you'll find that THAT is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find that I was talking to the sheep."

Stereotype of the day

ROFL. Thanks Goose!

Hand to Mouth

Learn to do the snowball

Snowballing is the sexual practice of returning the product of fellatio to the donor's mouth. For some weird reason, some escorts in Madrid offer this service to their clients by asking "Would you like a Beckham?"

Babe(s) of the day - Atomic Kitten

Today's BABE OF THE DAY goes to Liverpool's very own, Atomic Kitten.

Welcome home Big Ears, We've missed you!

Having somewhat recovered from the post match celebrations, here's some good news for fellow scousers and liverpool supporters all over the world.

Pressure has increased on UEFA to include Liverpool in the Champions League next season after G14, the grouping of elite European clubs, called for the Reds to be allowed to defend their trophy.

G14 was the body that forced UEFA to expand the Champions League in 1998 by threatening to set up a breakaway competition and now they have thrown their weight behind Liverpool, one of their founder members.

A G14 spokesman said: "We support the desire to see Liverpool defend their trophy and the matter will be raised at our management board meeting next month. We believe UEFA should look at ways of allowing this to happen."

The organisation is made up of 18 powerful clubs including Real Madrid, AC Milan and Bayern Munich - as well as Manchester United and Arsenal - and a formal approach will be made to UEFA after the G14 meeting in Amsterdam on June 9. More...

Meanwhile the champs returned to the merseyside yesterday and paraded the trophy to the sea of red supporters.

Click here for a brilliant photogallery of all the celebrations and the victory parade.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Champions of Europe!

I've learnt a great lesson in life after last night.
There are times when all hope deserts you. Just as Murphy described, when you think it can't get any worse, it does.
I was nervous alright - after the first minute goal by Milan I was shitting myself. But I had hope. I've seen this Liverpool side perform miracles and I believed they could come back from one goal back.
That was when the second one struck.
I asked myself, is this it? Is this the part where the dream finally ends? The games against Chelski, Juventus, Olympiacos, was that all a sweet dream? We had our fair share of luck but will this be where it deserts us?
And then the third.
I felt numb. Something was breaking inside me. Its over, finished, i texted my mate who was up watching the game on the other side of the planet. Another friend of mine, a Chelski supporter, texted me saying what had been possible if it was chelski who faced Milan in the final, and that liverpool didn't deserve to be there.
I didn't have anything to say to that. Steven Gerrard's goal against Olypiacos, Garcia's incredible shot over the Juventus goalkeeper, all of it was playing in my head like a movie. That was the first time I had tears in my eyes.
The thought of giving up and going home entered my mind, I'm afraid to admit. But it was quickly replaced by the commitment to Liverpool Football Club, supporting it through thick and thin over the years. If nothing, I could say I stood and waited till the end hoping for a miracle even though deep in my heart I knew this was beyond a miracle.
Defying a 3-0 scoreline is nearly impossible enough, to do it against AC Milan and the way they were pissing all over us - was something that not even the most optimist of supporters would have dared thunk. We, the supporters had conceded victory. The look on the face of the fans said it all. Many were in tears and heartbroken. Their dream had ended.
But Steven Gerrard hadn't read the script. He was too busy writing it.
His header went in and we saw him screaming to the rest of the team 'lets fucking do it now'. The next six minutes will forever be part of folklore on not just merseyside, but around the world. Liverpool were 3-3 and were were witnessing officially the best comeback in the history of the game. Words will never be enough to script what all Liverpool supporters felt last night.
And the lesson I learnt was simple.
Walk on, through the wind
Walk on, through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

The Final Countdown

Kick-off in the 2005 Champions League final between AC Milan and Liverpool is now just hours away in Istanbul.
Many Liverpool fans are already in Turkey, with thousands more arriving by the hour, and the Reds contingent will outnumber their Italian counterparts.

The atmosphere in the city is building, but with the ground on the outskirts, fans are being warned to set off early.

Liverpool, who go into the game as underdogs, may prefer Djibril Cisse to Milan Baros and also play Harry Kewell.

As the countdown to kick-off continues, we'll bring you the latest updates from our reporting team in the city, and fans heading to the ground. Text 81111 with your updates, or contribute via the 606 message board...

'Come to daddy' - seduction techniques.

'Milan won't know whats hit them' - Stevie G wants to celebrates by taking the cup to his local

CMon you reds! - Fans already in Istanbul

Too much kebabs - Too little time - Turk Support

And this is the Ataturk Stadium - where the Biggest game of European Club Football will be played tonight.


1220: Liverpool fan, via text

Me and my friends are gutted we couldn't get tickets to the final, but we're ready and waiting in the same pub in which we saw the Reds beat Juventus and Chelsea.

1200: Prime Minister Tony Blair
wishes Liverpool the "best of luck" in the first Prime Minister's Questions of the new parliament. Leader of the Opposition Michael Howard - a Reds supporter - takes "particular pleasure" in seconding his political rival's statement.

1145: Liam on Merseyside, via text
I'm just about to have a big fry-up and set off for town. The nerves have started to set in now with all the coverage kicking in.

1130: COTR, via 606 message boards
I've just bought a new Liverpool top this morning with tonight's winning goalscorer on it - Alonso. We have to win. The omens are in our favour. I'm not even contemplating losing.

1025: Liverpool fan, via text
Utter shambles at Luton Airport, with some planes to Istanbul now not due to leave until 11:40, over four hours late.

1020: From SK, via text from Taksim Square
Heard a rumour the formation will be 4-4-1-1 with Kewell playing behind Cisse. My mate paid £350 for a ticket on the black market. The Milan fans are enjoying themselves with us even though they're not having a bevvie. Time for more raki I say!

0950: BBC Five Live correspondent Alastair Yeomans
This is the calm before the storm, but from what I've seen of Istanbul this city doesn't do calm. This is a huge noisy sprawling city where high-rise splendour stands alongside sprawling poverty - many people have compared it to Sao Paolo.

Liverpool fans have been listening to warnings that the usual one-hour journey from the city to the stadium could take as much as three hours. People are blaming poor infrastructure but that is a little harsh considering that at least 50,000 extra people have been dumped on this city.

0945: Uefa urges fans to allow up to three hours to get from Istanbul city centre to the Atataurk Stadium. Chief Superintendent Dave Lewis of the Merseyside police says: "Frustration with transport is going to be a problem - especially after the match."

0925: BBC Five Live's Shelagh Fogarty reports as Liverpool fans board the last Istanbul-bound flight to leave Liverpool's John Lennon Airport

The airport is swathed in Reds banners. One has a Liverpool team sheet, numbered one to 11, with Jamie Carragher against each number and the conclusion: 'If only'

Another refers to the late lamented former captain Emlyn Hughes. "Bring it home for Crazy Horse".

0910: Mr T, Istanbul, via text
Everywhere is a sea of red. The atmosphere last night was absolutely extraordinary. Every single side street off the main drag had bars packed full of Liverpool fans. It was all totally peaceful - and brilliantly handled by the local authorities. They've effectively divided the city in half, with Liverpool fans in the Asian part of the city and Milan supporters in the European parts, so we haven't see a single Italian so far...

0850: BBC Five Live's Matt Williams
Taksim Square is packed out. Police tell us there has been a minor scuffle between fans but there's generally no trouble and there's a good atmosphere with lots of singing.

0840: Mark Lawrenson, BBC Sport pundit
It's good to see the build-up in Istanbul. As a player it passes you by as you're closeted in your hotel. My feelings at the moment? By hook or by crook, Liverpool are going to win.

0815: Alan Green, BBC Five Live commentator
It is an enticing possibility that Harry Kewell could redeem himself in a Liverpool shirt. He'll interchange well with Luis Garcia and Steven Gerrard will come from deeper. It's interesting and will give AC Milan something to think about - although I'm not sure it's true. A predicition? I have a conviction that Liverpool's name is on this cup.

0740: Jonathan Legard, BBC football correspondent
The big rumour is that Harry Kewell could start with Djibril Cisse in attack, they were in the same team at training last night doing a fair amount of interplay. Dietmar Hamann will be the one to miss out.

0705: Liverpool's injured goalkeeper Chris Kirkland before catching his flight to Istanbul
I'm gutted not to be involved but it's part and parcel of football and I've got to cheer the lads on now. The gaffer will have his tactics, but one thing's for sure, we can't be scared of AC Milan.

0620: Graham Taylor, BBC Sport football pundit
It's going to be a tight game, very cagey. The force is with Liverpool, and as much as my heart is telling me it's got to be Liverpool, you cannot under-estimate AC Milan. They're extremely good when they put it all together.

0615: BBC Five Live's Matt Williams
There are already hundreds of fans in the main square and clearly a lot of them haven't gone to bed. The bars are just opening now and Liverpool's day in the Turkish sun is just beginning.

More from Istanbul

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

The Male Obsession with Breasts!

The fact that the last two babes of the day winners have been okay looking girls with massive breasts got me thinking about the topic of this particular article. The underlying themes and messages in mass media sometimes inspire me to write. Anyways, there is a mystery that baffles women everywhere. It is one that, historically speaking, is a fairly recent development, which means that it does not date back to the caveman years. It is a mystery that affects men around the world. What is this mystery you ask? It is the male obsession with the female breast.

There is no denying that most red-blooded men are completely fascinated by the female chest. It is the first part of a woman’s body that they notice and it is the part of the body that keeps men from noticing anything else about the woman. If a male passed an attractive woman on the street who had a double D chest, I am sure if you asked him two hours later what color of hair she had, he would have forgotten. If you put two girls in a room together with thirty men and one was completely hot but flat-chested while the other was just okay looking but had a huge rack, who do you think would get the most attention? I think that we all know the answer to that one. So why is it that guys are obsessed with the breasts?

There are quite a few theories out there to explain a man’s love for the female breast. One assumption is that men are curious about them because they themselves do not have them. This way of thinking makes sense on some levels because it is a part of the body that men do have, but not in the same capacity as women. Men could be wondering what it would be like to have big mounds of flesh hanging off their bodies, but I really do not buy this theory. For one, if this were really the case, then wouldn’t females be obsessed with staring at penises? You do not see many women walking around staring at males’ crotches. Us females do not base our first impression of a guy on the size of his bulge.

There are also psychological theories that also try to explain why men are so enamored by the endowment of women. It is said that reason that males love boobs so much, stems back to when they were babies and they found nourishment and comfort in their mother’s breast. I would buy this explanation if it were true that all people, men and women, were obsessed with breasts, but as it stands, it is mostly men that feel this way. Both sexes are breastfed as babies; so according to this theory, they would both have a love for breasts, which clearly is not the case.

The theory that I think is most valid, and the reason that I believe men love boobs, is because they are the most visible parts of the female anatomy. Men seem to love sexual organs that stick out from the body, as is evident from their preoccupation with their own genitalia. They love being able to fondle and play with something that is so easily accessible, which is the case for both the female breast and the male appendage. Men love breasts because they are big, soft, and touchable and they have the sensitivity to sexually arouse women. Men see boobs as a window into the sexual soul of a woman. They know that if they caress and tease a woman’s breasts in just the right way, that they may gain access into the more intimate places on her body.

Almost all over the world, the female form is used as a mass media propaganda tool to promote sexual feelings in the general public. We encourage the male obsession with female breasts, instead of trying to curb it. Every time we turn on MTV, open a magazine, play a videogame, watch a movie; there will be a nice rack just staring us in the face. In the fifties, it was Marilyn Monroe and the Barbie Doll, and today it is Pamela Anderson, Jessica Simpson, and Lara Croft. Us women may never truly understand the male fondness for breasts, but we are going to have to just accept it because it will not go away.

Babe of the Day - Adriana Lima

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, Adriana Lima!

Reason why School Teachers Die Young V.2

More Worst Analogies Ever - From Actual School Essays
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
Joseph Romm, Washington

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
Russell Beland, Springfield

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Roy Ashley, Washington

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
Russell Beland, Springfield

Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake
Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
Jack Bross, Chevy Chase

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
Russell Beland, Springfield

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
Jennifer Hart, Arlington

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth
Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
Russell Beland, Springfield

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

Funny Answers

The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on The "Family Fortunes" TV show.

Name a scary animal
A squirrel

Name a food you don't have to chew
Chips (this was from the MD of a soup manufacturers...)

Name something a blind person might use
A sword

Name a bird with a long neck
Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where you need a torch
A burglar

Name a dangerous race
The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A horse

Name something that floats in the bath

Name something you wear on the beach
A deck-chair

Name a famous cowboy
Buck Rogers

Name a famous royal

Name a number you have to memorise

Name something you do before going to bed

Name something you put on walls

Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A bicycle with wings

Name something you might be allergic to

Name a famous bridge
The bridge over troubled waters

Name something a cat does
Goes to the toilet

Name something you do in the bathroom

Name an animal you might see at the zoo
A dog

Name something associated with the police

Name a sign of the zodiac

Name something slippery
A conman

Name a kind of ache
Fillet 'O' Fish

Name a famous Scotsman

Name another famous Scotsman
Vinnie Jones

Name something with a hole in it

Name a non-living object with legs
A plant

Name a domestic animal
A leopard

Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'

Name a way of cooking fish

Name something red
My cardigan

From Real Job Interviews

Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees.

A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.
Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.
Candidate fell and broke arm during interview.
Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fies in the interviewers office.
Candidate explained that her long-term goal was to replace the interviewer.
Candidate said he never finished high school because he was kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico.
Balding Candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a headpiece.
Applicant said if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.
Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice on how to answer specific interview questions.
Candidate brought large dog to interview.
Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed standing up.
Candidate dozed off during interview.

The employers were also asked to list the "most unusual" questions that have been asked by job candidates.

"What is it that you people do at this company?"
"What is the company motto?"
"Why aren't you in a more interesting business?"
"What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?"
"Why do you want references?"
"Do I have to dress for the next interview?"
"I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"
"Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?"
"Will the company pay to relocate my horse?"
"Does your health insurance cover pets?"
"Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?"
"Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?"
"Do you think the company would be willing to lower my pay?"
"Why am I here?"
Also included are a number of unusual statement made by candidates during the interview process.
I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movement.
At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking.
I feel uneasy indoors.
Sometimes I feel like smashing things.
Women should not be allowed to drink in cocktail bars.
I think that Lincoln was greater than Washington.
I get excited very easily.
Once a week, I usually feel hot all over.
I am fascinated by fire.
I like tall women.
Whenever a man is with a woman he is usually thinking about sex.
People are always watching me.
If I get too much change in a store, I always give it back.
Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct.
I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker.
I never get hungry.
I know who is responsible for most of my troubles
If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival.
I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me.
My legs are really hairy.

How Liverpool Can Beat The Mighty Milan

Maybe their trademark colours of red and black are frightening and intimidating. Yes, they have a rich history featuring the likes of Van Basten, Gullit, Rijkaard, Weah and Ray Wilkins. And of course their very name is an icon of European football. But AC Milan are beatable, without a shadow of doubt. All Rafa’s men need to do is focus on their weaknesses...

Starting at the back, it is obvious that despite the odd, tiny wobble, keeper Dida is still the world’s best, just edging out Petr Cech. If it comes to penalties, he will be decisive. But in front of him there are a few potential areas of joy for the Reds in Istanbul.
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Asla yalniz yurumeyeceksin (You'll Never Walk Alone in Turkish)

Monday, May 23, 2005

Wise sayings

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Eat well. Stay fit. Die anyway.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth, Deal with it.

From the brilliant CONVICT

Hunk of the Day - The 2nd Fittest Man in the World

DAVID BECKHAM - The reason thousands of women watch football

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David Beckham PhotoGallery

Understanding Women

Things women say and what they actually mean. Some of this is very true.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine.'

"GO AHEAD" (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing and will end with the word "Fine."

"GO AHEAD" (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

This is not actually a word, but is a onverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
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