Saturday, March 03, 2007

Lets twat them Manc bastards

Okay the headline is a bit over the top, but I do have a good feeling about today. The morale in the camp is sky high after the Barca game and you can see they're enjoying their football. If there's a bad time for ANY side to play us, it is now.

A lot is being said whether we should rest some of our players against Utd, for the Barca game coming up. Thats bollocks in my opinion, this is the biggest domestic game of the season. If we lose today, Barca will have hope for Tuesday. If we win today, Barca will be shitting themselves.

Come on reds lets do this!!

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Thursday, March 01, 2007

Babe of the Day: Scarlett Johansson

Top 10 Greatest Movie Speeches / Monologues

4. Samuel L Jackson, Pulp Fiction (1994): The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

And here are the rest

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Top 20 Manliest Movies of All Time

With the highest onscreen body count of any film ever made upon release, this curt, 86 minute blood fest has the ultimate plot: revenge. The McGuffin is the Governator’s daughter, with nary a sign of a mother figure. Gasp as Arnie punches his way across the world! Grit your teeth as he jumps out of planes without a parachute into crocodile infested waters with nary a scratch! High five as he puns his away across a series of ever gorier death scenes! And finally, camp it up as John Matrix faces off against Vernon Wells’ Bennett, the campest bad guy in cinema history. It’s none-too-subtle face-off – raging hetero versus raging homo, but breeder was always going to beat bummer. A bad episode of 80’s action TV writ large it may be, but it’s got balls the size of goddamn Sherman tanks.

Manliest moment: Matrix impales Bennett on a large pipe – heterosexuals for the win!

Click here for the full list

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23 Reasons to smoke Pot

The wonderful world of Chinglish


Should have them here too - Plain, simple English!



WTF! Football Injury - Warning: Not for the faint hearted


Gotta love the Japanese eh?

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Real Men...

... never wear pink. No, it doesn't mean you're comfortable with your sexuality, it just makes you look f**king gay.
... like old school rock
... can eat extra hot vindaloo without complaining about the chilli content
... sleep naked
... never drink WKD, or anything with 'DIET' in the name
... don't wear trainers
... read Thomas Hardy
... drink Guiness
... smoke full fat Marlboro Reds (or Bensons)
... never get a 'cold' (only Flu)
... dont spend more than 30 seconds doing their hair in the morning.
... dont moisturise
... drive real cars. not smart cars, hybrids, bmws or mopeds.
... eat meat, and lots of it.
... have hands that look like they've actually done a days work in the last 20 years.
... have eyes that look like they have 'seens things'
... play competative sports.
... dont drink anything that isnt brown or black, or vodka!
... could drink a horse under the table.
... can change a tyre.
... grip a cigarette, not caress it with two fingers like a pu*sy.
... own one air of jeans.
... sing at the match.
... get into fights over nothing and come away still feeling they were right.
... are not afraid to get 'dirty'
... have never eaten a korma. they only order curries that make them sweat profusely.
... is a great 80s comedy with Jim Belushi and John Ritter
... use the tradesmans entrance at B&Q
... make up the best man speech as theyre delivering it
... dont need satnav. ffs!
... drive manual.
... can cook better than women but never let on.
... only recongnise 9 colors. red, yellow, pink, green, orange, purple, blue, black and white.
... do not carry 'man bags' or satchels.
... have at least one scar on their person.

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Slapper gets dumped live on Radio

Pretty harsh actually!


Miss Nuclear 2007!

It's the most exciting time of the year....

The Russian nuclear power industry are launching this year's Miss Atom contest in order to find Russia's sexiest nuclear power plant worker.
The competition is open to all female workers aged 18-35

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Rooney voted UGLIEST by chicks

WAYNE Rooney has been voted the UGLIEST sports star ever.

The Man United footie ace, nicknamed Shrek, got 34 per cent of the vote to beat ex-England footballer Peter Beardsley (12 per cent).

Next came goofy Brazilian Ronaldinho with Liverpool’s gangly Peter Crouch fourth.

At the other end of the looks scale, footballer David Beckham was voted sexiest sports star of all time, while French hunks Thierry Henry and David Ginola were second and third.

Research firm Onepoll polled 4,000 female sports fans. Spokesman John Sewell said: “Rooney might be ugly — but he still managed to pull Coleen McLoughlin and she’s a cracker.”

Top 20 ugliest sports stars of all time:

1. Wayne Rooney; 2. Peter Beardsley; 3. Ronaldinho; 4. Peter Crouch; 5. Ricky Hatton; 6. Boris Becker; 7. Paul Gascoigne; 8. Luke Chadwick; 9. Prince Naseem; 10. Martin Keown. 11. Dwight Yorke; 12. Ian Rush; 13. Stephen Hendry; 14. Ian Botham; 15. Steve Davis; 16. Colin Montgomerie; 17. Nigel Mansell; 18. Roger Federer; 19. Andrew Murray; 20. Ray Parlour.

Top 20 sexiest sports stars of all time:

1. David Beckham; 2. Thierry Henry; 3. David Ginola; 4. Freddie Ljungberg; 5. Andre Agassi; 6. Mark Ramprakash; 7. George Best; 8. Jonny Wilkinson; 9. Jamie Redknapp; 10. Gary Lineker; 11. Michael Owen; 12. Jenson Button; 13. Vinnie Jones; 14. Ryan Giggs; 15. James Cracknell; 16. Cristiano Ronaldo; 17. Frank Lampard; 18. David Seaman; 19. Eric Cantona; 20. Eddie Irvine.

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