this.is.anfield: 30 July 2006

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I aint engaged anymore. Been some time now. Needed to get it off me chest.

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Everton fans start fight at game on US tour !!

Everton fans started a fight - after being incensed by a banner that was displayed at their game in Columbus, Ohio.

The banner read - "Columbus Welcomes The Neighbours Of The Five Times European Champions".

The Columbus Dispatch reports:

'The not-so-friendly match was marred — or spiced, depending on one’s viewpoint — by a bleacher brawl between Everton supporters and fans of rival Liverpool. ' [LINK]

More details emerge at the Columbus Crew Forum:

'One more thing, anyone on here in 108 that can tell us what lead to the punches and cops moving in? It looked like a guy with a Chelsea jersey with a Liverpool banner and a sign welcoming the "neighbors of the 5 time European Champs" to Columbus got under the Everton folks' skin a bit. '

and:

'It was really just one Everton fan who was causing the problem. About twenty minutes into the game or so, he went up to the guy in the Chelsea shirt (a Gudjonson jersey) next to the Liverpool banner and got in his face and started cussing him out, and security took him away before it got real ugly. There were two women next to the guy in the Chelsea shirt (they weren't together, I don't think) who were pretty p*ssed off about the whole thing. The other Everton fans in the section started yelling at the guy in the Chelsea shirt, who claimed that the banner wasn't his, and that he wasn't a Liverpool fan (I don't know if that's true, but there was a guy next to him in a Liverpool shirt). '

Anyway, the same Everton fan came back in the second half and started pushing the guy in the Chelsea shirt. I don't 'think there were any punches thrown between the two (just some pushing), and then the police dragged the Evertonian off, and it sounded to me like they scuffled in the hallway underneath thte stands. From what I heard afterwards, he got arrested. Then the police came back and got a statement from the Chelsea guy and the two women next to him (they complained about it to anyone within earshot for the whole time), and hung around the section for the rest of the game.'

'Apparently, the two women felt it necessary for the police to escort them to their car after the game. It wasn't that big a deal...and it distracted from the game. The Everton fans were sympathetic towards their comrade, but no one else got involved, and all the Crew fans just wanted the guy out of their so they could watch the game. Anyway, that's what happened.'

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Things I've never seen

A pregnant Chinese woman.
A Brit working in Pret A Manger.
A good looking female Accountant.
My own arsehole.
England play exciting football at a major tournament
A baby called Alan
A swan breaking someone's arm.
Arsene wenger admit he saw it.
A unicorn killing a dog.
An old man eating a Twix
Elle Macpherson balancing on my balls
A Man U fan from Manchester.
A straight hair stylist.

Ashley Cole & Cheryl Tweedy

Lottery Photocall

Famous Liverpool Fans

got this from wikipedia. cool list...

Dr Dre
Curtly Ambrose
Johnny Ball
Cilla Black
Cherie Blair
Paul Boardman
Stan Boardman
Ian Broudie
Mel C
Craig Charles
Darren Clarke
Elvis Costello
Kelly Dalglish
Laura Davies
Basil Brush
Chris De Burgh
Les Dennis
Dr Dre
Kirsty Gallacher
Adam Gilchrist
DJ Harvey
Michael Howard
Samuel L. Jackson
Martin Johnson
Sue Johnston
Angelina Jolie
John Lennon
Gerry Marsden
Ian McCulloch
Mark Owen
Urs Meier
Pope John Paul II
John Peel
Brian Regan
DJ Spoony
Joss Stone
Jimmy Tarbuck
Billy Bob Thornton
Ricky Tomlinson
Adam Woodyatt
Mike Myers
Will Boden
Andy Ho
Eminem

Add Eminem to the list. Read it somewhere that he is a Liverpool fan. Spot Jolie and the Pope on the list? hehe.. cool.

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To Rick Parry, From Israeli Reds

Mr. Rick Parry
Liverpool FC Chief Executive
Liverpool
England

31.7.2006

RE round qualifaying against Maccabi Haiffa - UEFA's Champions league

Dear Mr. Parry,

Last Friday, at 13.00 pm (Israel time), more than 50 members of the official supporters club of Liverpool in Israel, other dozens of fans of Liverpool in Israel who didn't sign yet to our club, and thousands of thousands of football fans all over Israel, sat down to watch the UEFA Champions League draw, in order to see who will come to Israel to play against Maccabbi Haifa in the 3rd round of the champions league qualifications.

Moments later, a huge excitement spread all over Israel: Liverpool FC ! Liverpool FC is to come to Israel to play against Haifa! The greatest team, Liverpool! 5 times champions of Europe! Nothing could be compared to that!

Even non Liverpool supporters were excited. How couldn't they be?

The Israeli sport channels, and the sport websites in Israel talked only about that. The Israeli supporters club website actually collapsed...

A few hours later we heard about the intensions of Liverpool to move the game elsewhere. We were shocked! Even though many of us have been to Liverpool FC matches, it is not such an ordinary thing for us to see our dream come true and watch our beloved team play in front of us!

Such a huge disappointment for the Liverpool fans in Israel. But also huge a disappointment for every football fan in Israel, regardless of his favorite team.

We, at the Israeli branch, wanted to inform you that things here are not as bad as they seem. It is completely different from what you see on television.

We know it looks very scary from such a long distance and when you don't live it physically, but you have to understand that things are not what they seem. Tel Aviv is at the center of Israel and is located very far from the north, about 1000kms away!

If Liverpool were to play in the city of Haifa, we would be the first ones who would come up and say that Liverpool shouldn't come, since we know what's going on over there. But we also know what's going on in Tel Aviv. Things here are very quite, and the game is not to take place in Haifa, it is to take place in Tel Aviv!

We have added a map of Israel to this letter, so you can see the distance between Haifa and Tel Aviv.

We also added a footage of life in Tel Aviv and around the stadium of Ramat Gan, where the game should take place. The photos were taken on Saturday, the 29th of July, 2006. This link will lead you to the video:

7 movie about tel-aviv.

You can trust us that we wouldn't want to jeopardize the players and staff of Liverpool FC, and not the visiting Red Army coming here, who would get the best hospitality available.

Another aspect is the diplomacy. There are major international diplomacy efforts to end this clash between Israel and Hezbollah, so until the 22/23.8, we have a good reason to believe that the clash will come to an end, or at least get much less intensive.

Please remember that the center of Europe is very far from us and very expensive for us.

Therefore, the members of the Israeli Liverpool supporters branch in Israel urge you to reconsider this matter, and hope you'll reach the right decision.

We'll be more than happy to assist you with any information you require.

Many thanks in advance.
Sincerely yours,
Ido Arieli,
Chairman of the Israeli Official Branch

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'tis from the internet...

"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).

When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her. She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat."

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Old but funny Jokes (Some may be offensive)

Man goes down on a woman and says 'f**k that stinks!'
Woman says 'its arthritis.'
He says - 'what - in your c**t?'
She says 'no, in my shoulder, I can't wipe my arse!'

A little girl comes home from school and sees Daddy standing in the kitchen.
'Daddy Daddy guess how old I am today??' she asks.
'Well well...You're 8 years today sweetie!' answers Daddy.
'Yayyy thats right' she says and goes into the living room where grandpa is watching the telly.
'Grandpa Grandpa guess how old I am today'
'Come here' says grandpa, and puts his hand up her skirt, sticking his finger up her cunt before he takes it out and and then licks his finger. 'You're eight today' he says.
'How did you know???' the little girl asks.
'I heard your dad', replied Grandpa.

Q: Whats black and screams?
A: Stevie Wonder answering the Iron

Q: Whats green and hard
A: a frog with a flick knife

Q: Whats a foot long and slippery ???
A: a slipper

Q: What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe ?
A: Roberto

Two cows in a field, one turns around and says:
"You hear about this mad cow disease going around?" ,to which the other replys:
"Yeah its terrible, Thank God I'm a dog"

Q: What's the difference between acne and Gary Glitter?
A: Acne waits until 13 before it comes on your face

Q: What's pink, slimey and falls out of a tree?
A: Monkeys Miscarraige.

I iz back

Apologies for the disappearence - I was travelling and then my grandfather got really sick so I had to attend to him. He's well now, before you ask. Thanks to all those who emailed me, left comments on here and missed our regular updates!

I'll try and make up for the disappearance in the next few days, so watch this space y'all.

Oh and all those who've emailed me and those inquiring for banner exchanges, bare with me, we'll sort it all out tomorrow. Thanks for your patience!

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Chelsea = The laughing stock of World Football?

Chelsea’s monotonous dominance of English football has been achieved by an obscene redistribution of wealth from some of Europe’s poorest to some of football’s flashiest via one of Russia’s shadiest. It is a scandal that should appal every one of us — including the shameless supporters at Stamford Bridge who seem to regard it as a cause for celebration.

Its fans are arrogant just like their club, and they also spout huge amounts of consistant drivel.

That's why everyone who isn't a Chavski fan wants to see them fall and fall until they are out of sight for good. Just a shame they can't see that themselves.

Instead they consistantly boast about how they are the "bestest" "richest" "biggest" club in the world, and totally ignore any sensible criticism put towards them about their owner and money.

Let's not forget how what these Chavski-related platics said:

Makelele 2005: "We will not lose a game this season"

Frank Lampard 2005: "We will attempt to emulate the treble, and maybe throw in the Carling Cup"

Peter Kenyon: "The race will be won by a group of one"

Bruce Buck: "We deserve to win the Champions League"

And last but not least...

The Special Needs One mid 2005: "For me, our success has nothing to do with the money"

After buying Ballack and Shev: "It proves the status of the club"

Your owner rigs our national sport and you are of no concern to him.

When he's got all the enjoyment one can possibly derive from buying all the worthless baubles on offer, I hope he shafts you like he shafted the Russian people.

Truly I do.

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Needless to say you can consider this entire article one monster SPOILER ALERT. Most of the films here are classics that you've probably seen several times over. But if not, skip past the ones you haven't seen and put 'em in your rental queue, otherwise you're going to ruin a whole lot of good films. Check out the flicks and we promise you won't be disappointed when the credits roll. As always, apologies in advance for the ones we stupidly forgot (and we know you'll be writing to let us know -- yes, Jaws, The Sixth Sense, Seven, Carrie, we're sorry!).

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Take Naked Pictures of Your Girlfriend

A step-by-step guide to getting hot shots of your number-one chick.

The nudie picture is a time-honored tradition that dates back to the crude cave drawings of our primitive brothers. And now, thanks to the availability of digital cameras, it's within reach of the average Joe. But how do you get from seeing your mental vision to actually having skin shots of your girl that are masturbation-ready? Follow our lead, you budding artiste you.

1) Make Sure You're Both on the Same Page
Before you invest in expensive lights, a tripod and a beret, you need to make sure your girl is down with the program. "The prospect of having someone take naked photos of you is a little like your first foray into anal sex—it's a little scary and it might be painful," says pro photog Paul Sarkis, who has taken many a naked picture. "It's your responsibility to make sure it's a good experience that she'll want to repeat. If she's worried that she might end up on myexgirlfriend.com, assure her that she'll get to keep the negatives or memory card. Asking someone to bare their bod for you requires a level of trust that you've got to earn."

2) Set the Mood
So you've convinced her posing nude will benefit world peace. Good show! Your next step is to put her In the Moment so you can create your best work: sexy music (ask her what she likes), soft lighting (candlelight or pink lightbulbs work best—anything else is unflattering) and the pièce de résistance, a theme. "Go for the classic tub shot," advises Dana Braverman of bootyparlor.com. "Think Marilyn Monroe, 1950s pinups, glamour girls. Every woman looks fun and sexy in a bubble bath, and a hot, steamy bath is also a great way to relax your girl and get her camera-ready."

3) Don't Be Sleazy
Though the inner cigar-chomping pig will be dying to get out, curb the urge—it's just going to turn her off. Says Connie, "I had a boyfriend take pictures of me in a schoolgirl outfit, and once we started getting into it, he was all about the porno 'Oh yeah!'s and 'Suck it!'s. After a while I realized it was more about him than it was me, which is fine, but I feel like I was mislead. Initially, I thought he wanted pictures of me, but judging from all the shots, all he wanted was pictures of his johnson in my face." In other words, save the porno action for another time when you're both seasoned at this.

4) Get Her into It
That's not to say, of course, that porno doesn't have its place in this experiment. "What we suggest is playing her favorite X-rated movie in the background—what better way to loosen up?" asks Sheila Rae, proprietrix of erosboutique.com. "Not only will it turn her on, but it'll give her inspiration for posing. And if she gets really taken by it, sex toys are always great fun—and great photo props." Better yet, join in with her for a little while before stepping back behind the camera. Then everyone wins!

5) Show Your Appreciation
You're getting close with your lens, you're translating the images in your head into reality, you're ignoring your flash, you're following her lead. What are you forgetting? Positive reinforcement will only encourage your subject, as Mitch found out. "I'll be blunt—it made me hard," he says. "And the more aroused I got, the more she teased. After a while it wasn't even about the camera anymore, and we wound up having amazing sex…though the shots I took of her afterward were pretty awesome, too." Spoken like a true pro.

6) What to Do with the Evidence
Though you might be tempted to show the fruits of your labors off to everyone you meet like a proud father sharing shots of his kids, a word to the wise: Don't. "I once went to a wedding where the bride and groom had set out an album at the reception that was filled with naked photos of themselves. It was kinda cool that they were willing to share such an intimate side of themselves with their closest friends, but lots of people just felt like that they didn't need to see that," says Sarkis. "I'd say that unless your friends are regular witnesses to your naked frolicking, naked photos are something that should stay between partners." Or between your palms, if you catch our drift.

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Happiness

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer & food

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Now if you take a glass of water then add two cubes of ice
you should see the cup's water level slightly rise, right?
You need to watch what I'ma show you (Watch this)
You need to look closely at what I'ma show you
(Listen to this right here)
If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that sh*t was deep)